Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We need to rekindle our bromance
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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