did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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