people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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