Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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