If i come over, it means nothing
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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