you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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