i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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