He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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