a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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