I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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