What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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