My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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