is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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