I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Randomize
