$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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