I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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