some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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