Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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