Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
