I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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