So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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