I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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