i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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