the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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