I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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