i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
