The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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