He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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