You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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