i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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