when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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