I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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