I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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