You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
