She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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