scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she looked like the before picture.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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