There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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