that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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