dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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