fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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