I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You smell like stripper and shame
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
