Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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