I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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