booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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