porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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