sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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