It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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