I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
