Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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