he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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