theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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