is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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