I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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