Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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