Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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