i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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