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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just want to make out with him forever
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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