i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
There's a naked man in my car right now.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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